My Wednesday In Memes & GIFs

I'm not sure if it is only me, but I wake up hungry in the morning.  If I am being perfectly honest, I  wake up most mornings hungry, but since I have been tethered to my home I am ravenous each morning!  I could be wrong, but I think I even dream about food.  I cannot be sure because I don't actually remember my dreams, but I wake up with some strange food ideas for the day.  That leads me directly to my next meme.

I am confident in saying that I am not going to need AA when this pandemic is finished, but weight watchers is something I may need to seriously consider and research.  I wonder if I can get a two for one special because Cooper, the world-class moocher, really like my cooking.  Maybe I should increase the frequency of our walks each day. it might help us both.  Why did I stop working out at night - god knows it wasn't for lack of time.

We had our Zoom conference call but we didn't really have much to discuss, so it only lasted about forty-five minutes.  It was nice to see everyone, but I wasn't really into talking today (just in a funk, I guess).  I was disappointed to see that Drew didn't take me up on my challenge to wear "proper attire" on the conference call.  I still think that is what the call really needed today to spice it up.  I didn't actually expect him to do it (he doesn't have the same sense of humor as I do), but I must admit, I was really hoping he would do it.  Don't worry, I'm not giving up just yet...

This perfectly illustrates what Cooper and I did immediately after the conference call today.  Don't be so judgmental - that call took a lot out of us both!  I was under the impression that Milo was napping someplace too, but as you can see from my next meme - the little bastard was up to something else!

Any other time, this would have been cute, even a bit humorous.  These days when you are more apt to see a unicorn in the grocery store than a roll toilet paper - I really didn't find the humor in it at all.  He clearly is an evil and vindictive little f*cker!  Get used to me being here you little bastard, it doesn't look like I'm going anywhere anytime soon!

I went to the grocery store today to re-stock my snack supplies (yes, I picked up normal and nutritious food too...what are you my Mom?)  Not surprisingly, the toilet paper was still sold out.  I guess I could always make a run over to the office to pick up a few rolls, or better yet,  I might just use Milo - payback is a bitch pussy cat!